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<div dir="ltr" class="mw-geshi mw-code mw-content-ltr"><div class="gettext source-gettext">&#160;<br />&#160;&quot;Applejack, what do you know about cocks?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />AJ nearly spit out the tea Fluttershy had poured for her. Coughing as she struggled to understand why her friend would ask such a question, she wiped her mouth and eyed Fluttershy suspiciously.<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Well, I mean you run a farm, so you must know how to raise them.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />Applejack cleared her throat as she felt her cheeks start to burn. She pondered a moment before blurting, &quot;What the hay do you mean, Fluttershy?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />Fluttershy squeaked loudly at AJ's tone, voice wavering slightly as she pressed on.<br />&#160;<br />&quot;I-I need to know how qualified you are before I can-&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Qualified!?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Y-yes, that is, how you handle them-&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Who told you I handle cocks! Tell me so I can wring their scrawny-&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;What? Applejack, nopony told me. I was just assuming since you owned a farm with livestock-&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;That's just sick! Stallions are one thing, but with my animals?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />It was Fluttershy's turn to be confused, eyebrow arching as she stared awkwardly at Applejack, who's face was nearly as red as her cutie mark by this point. AJ was positively shaking, teeth gritted and nostrils flaring as she stared daggers at Fluttershy.<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Stallions? You mean...,&quot; she started, before a glint in her eye said the coin had finally dropped. Her wings flared unexpectedly, nearly knocking her teacup and platter from the table with the sudden gust. Her jaw dropped and she began to tremble, though for reasons completely opposite that of AJ.<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Oh! Oh my goodness, no, no AJ I didn't mean-I meant the animal! Cocks! Roosters!&quot;<br />&#160;<br />AJ's simmering rage suddenly turned to an icy pit in her gut.<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Roosters?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />Fluttershy merely nodded, hoping not to cause any more confusion to an already embarrassing situation.<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Y-yes. I know about roosters,&quot; AJ replied hollowly, realizing what she'd just blurted at Fluttershy during the short meeting, &quot;Th-that's what I meant too. Yeah!&quot; She grew more bold, smiling and laughing as though she'd just played a great joke, &quot;Just ignore what I said before. I know about chickens! Why, what did you need one for?&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;I needed a new rooster for my chicken coop,&quot; Fluttershy responded quickly, &quot;I sold my last one to a good home since they needed it for-&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;Well why didn't you say so? I can hook you up with one right now, in fact!&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;That's not necessary! If I could arrange to pick it up some other time, I could grab some bits for you and-&quot;<br />&#160;<br />&quot;No no! I insist! Come on out with me to the coop and I'll let you pick the one you want,&quot; Applejack said, hopping to her feet and grabbing her friend, roughly pulling her outside despite Fluttershy's protests.<br />&#160;<br />She leaned in close, heatedly whispering, &quot;Not a word to anypony about that confusion. Or else.&quot;<br />&#160;<br />Slapping Fluttershy on the shoulder, she struck up her best sales pitch as she dragged her petrified friend along toward the chicken coop on the farm grounds. With luck, Flutters would stay too scared to tell anypony her secret.</div></div>




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